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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Angelina Jolie - Leather Dress - Super Post

Okay, so I've been promising this for some time, and now I am delivering. For fans of Angelina Jolie and Kinky Gerlinky, this might simply be too much.

When Kinky Gerlinky was still young, one of the first posts was of Kate Winslet in a down-right sexy leather dress. Well, I think Angelina Jolie took some inspiration but made something of it that she could call her own; this is a true 'one-up' if I've ever seen such a thing, although I am quite certain that her intentions were nothing more than to look gorgeous and sexy.

She succeeded on, all, ahem, fronts, but didn't forget about her flank. Everything that is visually splendid about this woman is presented here, although it's much more like a present before it has been unwrapped.

So, here's the deal. I've broken down the images into Front, Rear, Special, and Extra Kinky. The categories are somewhat self explanatory, but I'll take the time nonetheless.

Here we go:

Front - There is a beautiful swath of skin being presented here, and the lines of the dress simply make the close-ups all the more sexy.

Rear - Similar in nature, but there are sadly only two here, plus one cropped version (see footnote 1). The first pic focuses on Angelina's graceful back, which isn't difficult to do. Again, the lines of that dress simply hug her curves as they should. Excellent decision, whomever ultimately made it.

Special - Now, some might dismiss these pics as worthless; most of our readers, though, seem to prefer a hint more than a solution. Here, Angelina plays 'Charades' with our fantasies, with the first image providing the smallest 'up-skirt' glimpse (see footnote 2). I provided the second for completeness.

Extra Kinky - There's only one image here, but I believe we can all agree that it's a damn good one. This was an on-set shot from one of the Tomb Raider films, but I do not recall as to which. Sure, she was playing a character, but the look in her eyes, Lara's or Angelina's, your choice, is drop-dead sexy. The riding crop only adds to the overall piece (see footnote 3).

1 - The duplicate but cropped version was provided because I had the urge to do you all a favor and remove that bloke's mug from the image. It's not difficult to focus on Angelina, but his face staring right into the camera, and the expression it carries, is the equivalent of trying to land a squadron of B-52 Stratos in the average suburbanite's backyard without them noticing.

2 - It should be noted that I am not a fan of the act from which the term 'up-skirt' originated; using a camera of any kind to record an image of
highly sensitive nature of an unsuspecting and completely innocent woman is not, by any means, acceptable. This photo, while an opportunistic photo taken at the right time, would likely not irk the woman who is its subject, though in full disclosure, none of us knows this for certain.

3 - Domination does not weigh heavily into my tastes, but two things do, and one of them is expressed here; a woman who is completely feminine in the traditional manner, i.e., 'girly' honey-please-come-throw-out-the-spider-I-just-smashed --- and the compeletely feminine-but-with-a-modern twist gal, who knows the power of her own sexuality. Guess which one is present here. Angelina excels greatly at the latter, and I find that a balance of the two is usually the best.

So, please feel free to tell me what you think, and I'm sorry if anyone was disappointed and was expecting something different.


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  • Wow! You are the man! I can go to bed with happy thoughts of angelina and that outfit now.Best post ever.

    By Blogger funkyphil, at 12:26 am  

  • Woot. That's what I was going for. Have a good night's worth of dreaming Phil (same one I've already commented with?)

    By Blogger Esthree, at 12:31 am  

  • in that dress angeline can do what she likes with me :D

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:37 am  

  • Hey!!
    Well i don't think no one has the words to describe who she looks in that dress, the closes word is perfect and is not enough.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:40 pm  

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